Saturday, 30 March 2013

Reflections on Kitchens, FLF, Time Warp, PonyFest



60th birthday last night. Not mine, o' course. Only knew a handful of people there and, as is the way of these things, I was the youngest there, bar a very young lamb (and lambs are generally pretty young to begin with) who was inexplicably to be found in the Old Kitchen. The party took place in a beautiful big old house in the country; the kind of place that warrants an Old Kitchen that everyone uses, and a New Kitchen, where nobody wants to touch anything or learn how to use the trendy new kettle. On completion of the New Kitchen however, the people who own the house (with admirable foresight) totally stripped the Old Kitchen of the trappings of Kitchenhood (probably not a word), making the New Kitchen just The Kitchen, and everyone's just going to have to come to terms with the New Kettle, hereafter The Kettle.

My musings on the subject got me through that initial 'I don't know anyone here' period, but duty called after a while, and it was time to introduce myself, not as the guy who had spent the last half hour running between the New Kitchen and the Old Kitchen, pointing at kettles and giggling uncontrollably, but instead as charming young Rob, always ready with a smile, a helping hand, and witty retorts that, on balance, would have sounded fantastic about five minutes previous, and would have made everyone laugh. Ah well.

This week is gonna be a bit crazy. Fast.Like.Fun are in action on Thursday night, supporting a really cool band called Fred. Fred also happens to be my father's nickname in school (he's one of those educator types), so he was quick to point out that, on hearing I was supporting Fred, this was a welcome change since Fred had supported me long enough. Much huh huh huh-ing ensued. After my midweek dose of rock, it'll be acoustic skullduggery all the way for the weekend. One Horse Pony are in action on Saturday and Sunday in the Franciscan Well on top of our usual Monday session, after which we'll be hightailing it across town to play the midnight show in the Crane Lane. Thank God, Buddha, Zeus and feckin Yoda we'll have a PA for Saturday and Sunday, cos if we were playing unplugged (and more importantly, unmic'ed) the normal dulcet angelic quality of my voice (huh) would be reduced to the thin reedy squawk of a primitive string bowed instrument being inexpertly played by a young yak. Yeah. That sound. Even at that, I'll have to take it easy at the Monday night session.

Thankfully, after the Jan/Feb Slump of Doom and Destruction, things are beginning to pick up. The prevailing wisdom in this part of the world is that St. Patrick's Day reminds people that having fun is nice, so gigs are beginning to trickle in, crowds are growing (and not in the gaining weight way) and people are starting to ask about guitar lessons again. Excellent stuff altogether!

Sorry, sorry sorry sorry sorry

I started writing this entry last Sunday. It is now Saturday. See, I told you it was gonna be a mental week. Fast.Like.Fun show the other night was a blast! I think we gave a pretty good account of ourselves. Among the crowd were a whole bunch of people I hadn't seen in far too fecking long, such as acoustic heartbreaker Sea Moose and former Alamo Bandit (my blues-rock 3 piece) bass players The Goose and Mowgli. Like me, they're also alumni of the Howling Dead of The Confederate Army, a shortlived blues-rock supergroup that got together in the New Bar in UCC for a jam, and were asked to be the house band after 3 songs. 

Yesterday I tried desperately to remember what I used to do for fun on a friday night before I was allowed to buy alcohol (The sale of alcohol is illegal on Good Friday... Yoda wouldn't have put up with this). If memory serves (and at this point, you're probably aware that I'm not the most cerebral of individuals) I think cartoons were involved. So that's what I did, with a side order of colouring thrown in for good measure. Staying in the lines and everything!

Another upshot of the weird time jump that occurred at the start of the last paragraph is that 'this weekend' has become 'now'. Meaning that PonyFest is upon us. For the next three nights, you'll be able to catch One Horse Pony in our regular spot in the Franciscan Well, strumming things, hitting things, blowing things (huh huh huh shuddup), singing at things, drinking things and plucking things; all to introduce some Stomp into what's already going to be a thoroughly excellent weekend. The beer festivals in the Well are legendary. For two or three days, beer connoisseurs flock (or whatever the term for the habitual locomotion for a beer connoisseur is) together to experience the bar's own award winning brews, as well as those of most of the other brewers in the country. And we'll be right in the middle of it.

I know what you're thinking Do we have the necessary self control to play three gigs in the presence of the best beer in the country and not get completely rat-arsed? Do we have the professional comportment and self respecting bearing to do our job in a clean, sober and efficient way? These are very real concerns, but put you're mind at rest. We don't. No fecking question about it. This is probably the last time I'll be able to pronounce 'connoisseur' (not to mind spelling it) for the next few days, so I might as well make the most of it; connoisseur... connoisseur... connoisseur... connoisseur...

In actual fact, the desire to do a good job, and our thorough love of playing together will keep us away from temptation (within reason of course...)

Thanks for reading, guys. Might see some of you over the weekend :-)

laters
R


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