Friday, 26 October 2012

Album, Captain Picard, Click-tracks...



“Right,” said he, giving the old blogging muscles a bit of a flex, “time to sit dull-eyed in front of my laptop while I have a gap between lessons and buh-log a mofo'in buh-log!”

This last month has been mental. Not 'kind of interesting', and not 'lots of fun, when you think about it'... no, it's been taking-off-your-clothes-and-running-from-the-police, the-studio-audience-are-zombies, talking-to-a-fish Mental. With a capital 'M', and possibly a capital 'E' too, just for good measure. In the last month, One Horse Pony did most of the tracking for our debut album! With a capital '!', cos thats how I roll...

After much talk over fine cigars and brandy (or possibly beer and cigarettes; my memory of that night is a little hazy) Badger and I decided that, in order to make the best album possible, inflicting ourselves on an unsuspecting studio wasn't a viable option. There could be casualties. Instead, after much humming and hawing (although I'm not actually sure how one 'haws') we decided that there was really nowhere we felt more comfortable, and nowhere we bounced off each other better, than home. So Ranch, sweet Ranch was where we recorded! And who better to bring down to engineer than Barra Vernon; engineer extraordinaire, not to mention drummer in Fast.Like.Fun.

In the weeks running up to starting recording, the whole thing was put in danger by a serious personnel change. Harmonica Niall parted company with OHP for personal reasons. Despite the fact that it wasn't an easy parting, I wish him well. 'Nuf said, really. We decided to truck on regardless, and were rewarded almost instantly. The week before we were set to record, we had a big jam session at the Ranch, for which we had finally got our hands on a cello for our houseguest Ohio, a self-confessed cellist and reformed Heavy Metal enthusiast. No sooner had he bowed that strange bastard instrument of doom and destruction, smiles erupted on the faces of all present. Cello works in blues!! I mean it really works! The way Ohio plays it, the cello does the work of a double bass, as well as occasionally raising up an octave or three to deliver lead breaks that will cause all and sundry to grab their partner, skip the dosey-doh'ing entirely , and move right on to doing unspeakable things to various parts of them. His inclusion on the album was immediately agreed upon.

So recording week arrived, bringing with it an atmosphere of excitement, anticipation and perhaps a wee bit of trepidation. Barra's extensive arsenal of recording equipment was deposited in the lounge (henceforth, the live room) and the man-cave (henceforth, the control room). Meerkat (henceforth, the Meerkat) was deposited in the spare room (henceforth... ah, you get the picture), all ready for kick-off bright and early the next day.

And, despite an attack of batarang-wielding vampires and that guy from my old work who was inexplicably dressed as Captain Jean-Luc Picard, that's exactly what happened. Maybe that last bit was a dream. No, I remember it clearly. Anyway, guitars went down first, a seriously long and lengthy process. Long and lengthy due to the fact that we decided early on use a click track, which is metronome-like audio track that is used by cunning engineers to frustrate musicians through their headphones. That, and it keeps us excitable types in time, allowing further instruments to be added to the track at a later date with the greatest of ease. It means though, that the first track to be put down on every song is a thundering beee-atch to do properly. I've worked with click tracks before, and experience has taught me that we don't get on. They're inconsiderate and refuse to compromise, their taste in wine sucks and they're respective mothers didn't raise them right. Eventually however, we managed to get it all done.

After that, in fairness, all went well. Once the primary guitar track was lovingly (huh) set down by either Badger or myself, the other put second guitar track down. A mish-mash (a word? I think so...) of bodhran (the traditional Irish hand-drum, played expertly by Meerkat), cello and vocals, followed and were individually ticked off, track by track. In my experience, recording can be a seriously stressful affair. Regardless of the studio, be it Abbey Road, or a converted living room, that search for the perfect take, frustration at oneself, nerves, and Satan-worshiping click-tracks, can cause tempers to fray like kittens attacking a tapestry, chairs to be hurled at walls, bandmates to be defenestrated, and, in the extreme case of a Ary Barroso recording in August 1939, a world war. Our recording process, on the other hand, was a peaceful and productive affair, where any frustration was brief and spirits remained high, mostly due to the lovely atmosphere, copious amounts of good food, and the presence of automatic weapons.

One particular piece of good luck occurred on the last day of primary tracking. Having maintained a bit of a 'closed shop' policy for most of the week, we suddenly found ourselves with half a dozen guests on the sunday afternoon, just in time for everyone to don a pair of headphones and roar along with No More Water, an a cappella gospel song of mine. The results sound like a fire 'n' brimstone congregation, ready to lay some righteous smack-down on sin, temptation, and probably click-tracks. Or something like that.

So that's about it, as it stands. A few more recording sessions, and everything will be done. We'll be well on the way to unleashing a great album, of which we're exceedingly proud, on an unsuspecting public. Low whistle (a traditional pipe common to Irish trad music, again played wonderfully by the Meerkat), backing vocals, claps, shakers, a little bit of guitar and a few other bits and pieces all need to be put down, and thankfully I'm surrounded by dear friends who can do all that with the very best of 'em. This is the first album on which I'll be producer as well as musician, and the people I'm working with have made it an absolute blast. The ball is well and truly rolling on a very exciting time in the life of the Pony. As always, I'll do my best to keep you posted. Life remains sweet.

More to come, guys. Thanks for reading :-)
R

Thursday, 13 September 2012

Rig Rundown, general guitar porn, buffets.



A not-too-unexpected upshot of making a return to electric guitar with Fast.Like.Fun is the resurgence of my obsession with guitar toys. Prior to this, most of my playing for the last two years had been acoustic, which doesn't lend itself much to spending of lots and lots of money on shiny things. That's not to say there aren't shiny things for acoustic guitar. There's plenty of that, mostly stemming from the fact that most acoustics used in a live setting are equipped with a piezo under-saddle pickup to allow easy amplification. And piezos sound, and I'm not being funny here, dear Reader, exactly like the sound you get when you shove something up, or indeed, pull something out of, a hungover duck. Thankfully though, I play a Taylor 314ce, which is equipped with Taylor's very own Expression System, which means my acoustic guitar actually sounds like an acoustic guitar when it's plugged in. This is a good thing.

Electric guitar is a different kettle of ducks, though. Having been previously a bit of a plug-in and play kinda guy, I now have cause to explore some of the interesting sounds and textures effects units can add to an electric guitar rig. And when I'm in that exploratory mood, nothing gives me greater pleasure than perving on the rigs of well known guitar players. There's a couple of different resources online to indulge this little obsession of mine, but the best has got to be the Rig Rundown portion of Premier Guitar online magazine. These guys are fantastic! Installments are generally between 10 and 40 minutes long, and take the form of an onstage interview with either the artist in question or their guitar tech. Either way, you're dealing with someone who knows what they're talking about. The rigs range from the deceptively simple to massive monolithic racks of goodies, pedal boards the size of swimming pools and designer cables made by aliens. And I take it all in with the enthusiasm of a fat man who knows the buffet's closing in twenty minutes.

If you get the chance, here's a couple of choice interviews. In no particular order, check out Kenny Wayne Shephard, John McLoughlin, Eric Johnson and that guy who was Elton John's guitar player for a while, and who's now playing acoustic jazz. As far as I'm aware its the only rig rundown that deals with just acousticy stuff. His name escapes me, but it will come to me. Once I look him up. Of the ones I've listed, KWS's is the longest and most detailed. It's also nice to see that the guys I admire most are generally not dependent on massively expensive uber-rare neutron-powered bi-phase quad-stereo flux capacitor-powered germanium-boosted toggle flange pedals that were made by a blind monk and only in production for 5 hours in April '84, but instead on the good old reliables such as Boss and EHX. Generally pedals one doesn't have to sell one's kids to afford, in other words. John Jorgenson is the name of the acousticy guy, by the way. His name just came back to me, shortly after I wikipedia'd him. Now there's a man with a serious track record.

So there you go, dear Reader. If you're a fellow string molester, then I encourage you to check out Rig Rundown. Apart from the gear porn, there's plenty of insight to be gleaned from good players talking about their playing. If you don't play guitar, but are now understandably curious about this whole 'guitar porn' lark, spend an educational five minutes having a look at all the mind-numbingly boring stuff that nevertheless pushes my buttons. Anyway, enough of this. I have it on good authority that the buffet is closing in twenty minutes. I'm off...

Thanks for reading guys. More to come :-)

Sunday, 2 September 2012

Double-Booked, Coffee Morning


So here I am, in a coffee place in my hometown, far too early in the morning, casually growling at my fellow customers. The reason I'm here rather than, say, in bed, in the big house in the country I'm currently call home, is that I thought I had a farmer's market today. Because I did. And about 10 minutes away from Chez Harmonica Niall (from whence we would make our cheery disposition-y way to the market), Niall rings me to tell me that Marketman has double booked, and the other guy is there, set up, and ready to go. Bastard's probably a morning person too. Ah well. Best foot forward and all that. My revised plan (Plan 2.0 or ever better; Operation: er... Something) is to sit here for a bit, possibly meet up with a friend who's back from London, then get my abundant behind back West where I belong. Operation: Sneeze-Weasel has a certain ring to it. Yep, I think I'll go with that. Mucho thanks to the guy sitting across from me, who's face inspired the title.

Right, the table beside me just opened up. Now we play Hot Coffee Drinker Lotto. It's an easy game to play, a casual little pass-time that requires no special equipment, skills or hand-eye coordination. You just hope like hell that the person who sits down will be hot, single, friendly, and thoroughly enchanted by your good self. Here we go...

AND THE RESULTS ARE IN! The winner is... some dude with a penchant for moca-frappa-whatever and a scone. Shite! Another thirty seconds and it would have been quirky pretty girl with glasses. Well, thats what happens when you play Hot Coffee Drinker Lotto. Please note that variants can be played on public transport or in public recreational areas. And I have a funny feeling you're reading what I'm typing, Senor Sonny-Jim half-caff. It's early in the morning, I'm cranky and double booked and you should have been a pretty girl with glasses. So take a piece of friendly advice, my friend; jog the fook on.

Well that's sorted then. It's funny, you know. When I occasionally find meself walking around early in the morning with a guitar case (and they always seem to weigh more in the mornings, don't they?) I sometimes get these looks of 'What's one of them doing up so early? They only come out at night.' Believe me, if you find yourself looking at someone of a musical persuasion and thinking this, don't feel ashamed or judgmental. Rather, I applaud your powers of observation. Rest assured the poor sap holding the guitar case is thinking something similar, barring the edition of a string of expletives as long as your *&$%*@£&$% mother-!*$^^%£ arm.

Oooh, pretty girl who's into running just came in. Herr Civilized-Breakfast is still in situ and expecting a friend. Today is not my day. Operation Sneeze-Weasel is off to a bad start. The rush seems to be over, so new customers seem to be thin on the ground. There's probably a coffee joke in there somewhere... ground? Anybody? Fair enough. The new arrivals seem to be a mix of beardy men and couples who insist on maliciously holding hands and looking happy. “Look at us!” their body language exclaims. “At least one of us had sex last night!” Well done. I'm happy for you. Grrr.

I don't think the music is helping my mood. Ordinarily after this much ranting, I should be in a relatively good mood and ready to greet the rest of this suddenly-day off. The music sounds like it's off one of those chill-out albums that were all the rage in the early noughties. For all I know, they might still be making them and I've stopped noticing, but certainly rewind a few years and it seemed that every sunday newspaper was giving them away. New Classic Chill-Out Vol. IX! Made by 90s electro-artists who gave up the coke and decided to drag out the old synth for the larf and to keep young Gabiel and Dandelion in that trendy pre-school all the parents say is Jost Soooo UHmaaaazing!

Right, enough of this foul-moodiness. I'm not normally like this, and despite the woeful cover of Let It Be that just invaded by ears, I refuse to be in a bad mood any longer. Exit stage left Not-in-the-least-bit-happy Rob, enter stage right the nice-but-dim Rob you all know and tolerate. Methinks tis time to toddle. The only problem is that running girl is still here, and occasionally looking over. I know she's into running because it's written on her tshirt. I must admit though, that I'm a little bit paranoid. I have a backpack with me, and I know, deep down in the pit of my soul, that I've been putting my backpack on my back the exact same way since I was seven. The fuller the pack, the more like a seven year old I look. You know what I'm talking about; the slight swivel of the body, the partially constipated look, the little hop at the end and jacket sleeves ending up half way up the arms. And I'll tell you now that my backpack is pretty stuffed at the moment. If she looks over at any time of the course of this long and complex operation (the kind of operation that certainly doesn't deserve a name), my coolness factor will fall quicker than something that falls very fast indeed. And the door to this place doesn't open the whole way, so there's a good chance I'll get stuck. This should be... interesting.

Right, you have have been magically transported to the future! What seemed like a mere paragraph break to you was in fact over an hour for me! Serious Doctor Who stuff going on here. Managed to escape the Tiny Little Door of Death without too much incident. The fact that it's a beautiful day in the city has driven away by bad mood. It would have been the perfect day to play outdoors at a bustling farmer's market, but, in all honesty, it's a perfect day to do absolutely anything. I hope it's this nice wherever you are, dear Reader

Thanks for reading my little rant guys. More to come :-)

Thursday, 23 August 2012

Jessica Fletcher, PG, Misc


Here is my open letter to Jessica Fletcher;

Ms Fletcher,
please note that you are NOT invited to my thing. Death follows you like a cat follows a ham sandwich on a string (no prizes for guessing what I got up to today... yep, screwing with the cat's head) and you are not welcome at my house, my gigs, or anywhere else I plan on being. I like all my friends and do not wish for them to die. Those around that need a bit of death, I shall do away with them myself, and I don't need you pottering around solving all my lovely murders. I have enough to worry about with Scooby Doo and his mob. No wonder nobody goes to your conventions!

Yours
Rob F

PS Seriously, lady. Don't come near me. The Dog is trained to kill if she hears even a bar of your theme music.
PPS I hope you're well, I'm a big fan of your show.

I don't know why I started with that. All is know is that it had to be said. Now watch as I effortlessly make it relevant to a music blog...

...er

Ok, I can't. It was bit of surrealist self indulgent exercise that springs from my irrational fear of crime novelists and I apologize for inflicting it on an unsuspecting internetz. Many of you reading this have probably cursed my name, my clan and my firstborn, and have set your computer on fire in disgust. For those of you who are still reading, though, let me reward you with a little morsel of epicness. Or epicality. Whichever of those is a word. Last sunday, after an AMAZING Fast.Like.Fun gig (supporting local soul/funk band Jericho) I met Peter Green! Peter. Green.

“Surely, Rob, you don't mean the legendary British blues-boom guitar player that took Clapton's place in the Bluesbreakers and then went on to form Fleetwood Mac, leaving a legacy of some of the sweetest electric blues known to man or beast?”
“Oh yes, dear Reader, thats exactly who I mean! You're looking well, by the way. Have you lost weight?”

Halfway through the gig, the sound engineer, who knows me as a blues fanatic, approached the stage and told me he was in the building. Despite a lot of looking around (it's quite a sizable venue), I didn't actually spot the man until closing time, when the bouncers were herding people out the door. After waiting to speak to him for ten minutes, I realized I was adding to a bit of a bottle neck in the only exit route out of the building, so joined Easy Keith and a few friends a little close to the door, resigned to the fact that I wouldn't get a chance to talk to the man, but incredibly grateful that I saw him in the flesh. As it happens though, we DID get the chance to say hello as he was passing, and he was incredibly warm and friendly, especially when he found out we were musicians. Handshakes and good natured chest slaps were the order of the day, before he was shepherded in to the now-deserted bar for a drink as the guest of the management.

Having played the venue not two hours previous, Keith and I were welcomed into the back bar too, and after having a drink with the Jericho guys and a bit of shuffling around, we nervously approached Green for a second time, this time for a photograph. The man was delighted to see us still on the premises, and insisted we sit down and join him. And then promptly ordered us to sit back down when we realized we were monopolizing on his time and should probably go. We had a sing-song. On paper, that means I sang with Peter Green. It's not going on the CV, but it happened! Eventually we tore ourselves away and rejoined our friends for another drink. Green and his minders didn't stick around much longer after that, but made a point of coming over, shaking us by the hand and saying goodbye to us before he left, and actually applauded all of us as young musicians, which was really sweet. We in turn applauded him for being Peter Fecking Green as he left, which was, of course, well deserved, him being Peter Green and all that.

Although it's generally not a good idea to meet your heroes, I can say hand on heart that PG (yeah, we're on initial terms) was an absolute pleasure to hang out with. He was engaging, social and funny, which, as many of you may understand, came as a bit of a surprise. Green has, by all accounts, suffered from schizophrenia since the 70s, which has seriously effected his ability to tour and to engage with his fans. According to one of his friends, he was in a particularly good mood that night, so I suppose we're lucky to catch him at a good time. His message to all us young local musicians (and one he repeated several times) was 'Keep playing, keep rocking', which was, coming from him, pretty inspiring stuff. It's certainly one I'll wheel out whenever the going seems a little uphill.

There we are now; Easy Keith from FLF, Peter Green, Me 

Plans for the OHP album are progressing beautifully. We had a lovely jam session featuring some touring blues musicians from France last monday, which I think might be repeated again next week. Even in the last two weeks we've really started to tighten things up for the album. I'll be a-buhlogging about all this in a lot more detail soon.

FLF continue to rock out with our respective clocks out (in that some of us wear watches). The new material went down a storm at the last gig, with more on the way. The next gig will be recorded using state of the art Stuff, which should be interesting. I'll keep you posted on that too. 

All in all, life remains pretty sweet. 

I bet Jessica Fletcher never got to meet PG...

Thanks for reading guys. More to come :-)

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Album, writing, zombies



Another great few days in the land of the Rob, dear reader! The weekend consisted of various occurrences of acoustic-bluesing scattered over a hundred mile radius. Guitars were strummed with reckless (and possibly criminal) abandon, harps were blown violently, vocal chords were beaten to within an inch of their lives and feet were stomped to such a degree that I'm convinced I'm half an inch shorter than I was when last I posted. Men drank deeply and roared their approval. Women swooned and danced (a dangerous combination, when you think about it). Love, lust, revenge, a daring protagonist, a Communist plot, aliens, lost treasure, and possibly dinosaurs. The usual stuff, really. The movie's out in 2013, with that guy playing the part of me, and me playing the part of someone else.

One stand-out occurrence during the weekend was one particular gig, about 40 minutes from my home town with Harmonica Niall, under our collective moniker of the Black Mountain Boys. Seeing as how we had a PA to transport, and neither of us having what one might call the ability to pilot one of those newfangled automobiles, we enlisted the help of Poppa V; Fast.Like.Fun's resident miracle man. Screw the musicians, V was the real star of the show in this case. The man did the driving, helped set up the gear, sorted out the lights, soundchecked us, recorded us, filmed us, and took stills. Not only that, but within a day he had polished up over 200 photos and edited five videos, which I shall post in the next week or so with a bit of luck. Needless to say, the man is... well... the man.

The big news this week is that, on tuesday, Badger and I finally set a date for the recording of the One Horse Pony debut album. I'll do a full post on our plans soon, but it's exciting to know that the ball is now rolling on something we've been talking about for over a year. At this stage, the material is written and played to death (of which I'm a massive advocate before even setting foot in a studio), the band has never sounded so good, and we're getting the right people in to give us a hand. If everything goes well, it promises to be a great album. I was thinking of doing a video blog of the run-up and the process itself. Any thoughts?

Partly because of the impending recording, we've also taken the plunge and asked our long-time percussion player in our weekly session to join OHP. Due both to his technical ability, his unique sound and the sheer amount we've been playing together, the brush-wielding nutter affectionately known as the Meerkat will now be joining OHP for gigs. “Why is he called Meercat?” I hear you ask. Seeemples! He habitually sits facing the door in our weekly session. His head shooting up (you guessed it... like a meerkat) as a pretty girl enters the bar is a sight to behold. The constant up and down motion on a busy night, has had me (who sits with my back to the door, and therefore facing Meerkat) coming away with a slight nausea akin to seasickness. The man plays some mean percussion though, so all is forgiven.

The last two days have been busy. Keith from FLF came down yesterday for what turned out to be a seriously productive writing session. True to form, the songs we had both been working on in preparation were promptly shelved in favour of us stumbling across rocking riffs, giggling, then writing lyrics to suit, followed by fist-bumping. Today kicked off with a leisurely breakfast of coffee and growling at things, but really began with some more album talk with Badger and a lovely little acoustic jam. At lunchtime, the rest of the Fast.Like.Fun brigade rolled up in the van for some rehearsal and to hash out the new songs. Loud noises, le chatz about arrangement, more giggling, more fist bumping, all rounded up in true hardrock fashion with tea, cake and custard (thanks Fran). It means that before long, we'll have some more rocking tunes infecting your interweb, so keep an eye on facebook and soundcloud.

I've been spending some of my downtime laying some arboreal smack down in Plants Vs Zombies. Applying the wonderful life lessons I'm learning therein, I have taken to preparing for the zombie apocalypse by putting my drill sergeant hat on and shouting at trees. My brains remain uneaten. Chalkin' that down as a win. Your move, zombies...


More to come real soon, guys. Thanks for reading :-)
R

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

New Video, National Airplay, General Positivity, Things the French Don't Say


Roses are red, 
violets are blue, 
I'm sorry I haven't blogged for a while,
I was in Peru. 

Ok, thats not entirely accurate. The Peru part might have been a bit of a fib. All the rest is true though. Let me just say that superbly well crafted blog entry (into which much thought and much contemplative bacon sandwich has gone) is on the way. I pinky pwomise! Today calls for a quicky though, given the sheer epic awesomeness of yesterday. Here's what happened, in more or less chronological order. The day started at it usually does, with the sun coming up. The simple beauty, the ancient elegance and that momentary fulfillment that goes along with this incredible celestial changing of the guard was a little lost upon me, given that I was asleep. Soon after that, the birds began their singing in earnest (who wasn't happy about that one little bit) and in general diurnal beasts of fur and feather stretch, yawn, and greet the day. Except for Rob, who was still asleep, probably dreaming about ninjas. The postman arrives. Rob is still asleep. I think we can fast forward a little bit here. At some stage, waking up, coffee and breakfast happened. I pottered around a little bit and then on the bus I gallantly shuffled.

Had a great day of guitar lessons with my lovely little future rock stars. Everyone's coming along nicely and one of them expressed a sincere interest to learn some slide! Happy days. While this was going on, ye olde laptope was in the corner downloading the final cut of Fast.Like.Fun's new video for 'Good Girls With Bad Dreams', sent to me by Poppa V for approval. It looks fantastic! V shtuck it up on youtube and the hits started climbing straight away. Half an hour later, I got word that TODAY FM, which is one of the most popular radio stations in the country had read out our press release, given our details and the show in question was played out by (some of) Like Lovin' You! National airplay, baby! The DJ had been talking about how difficult it is for new bands to get their stuff out there, so V emailed the show detailing the Fast.Like.Fun way of doing things, which is essentially do everything ourselves and give it away for free. The DJ dug it and people text in saying they think we're cool. Yay! Here's the new video 


The video is a compilation of clips from some shows we've played supporting indie heavyweights Senakah, dark & moody rockers That Falling Feeling and, most conspicuously, the (Game of Thrones-themed) 21st birthday party of our friend Francesca. 

So a few great lessons done, new video up, national radio play and a big shout-out delivered and a big smile on my face, I set up to play with One Horse Pony for our weekly session. Which went epically! We all played well, sang well and were joined by some cool cats to help us bring it home. Couldn't ask for more, really...

As I've been typing this, word has reached me that Fast.Like.Fun have been mentioned on a different show on the same station today. Im feeling beaucoup d'elation, as the French would say...

They probably wouldn't say that.

So thats the news guys. I'm totally buzzing on how well the Fast.Like.Fun stuff is doing. For a band that have been together for a matter of months, I think we're doing fantastically. Needless to say, I'll be keeping you posted :-)

In other news, One Horse Pony had a great week recently doing a mini-tour in the most picturesque part of the country. Windswept islands and tiny little seaside villages, romance, drama, intrigue, more booze than you can unsteadily shake a stick at, old friends, new friends, and of course a whole pile of great music were the order of the day. It was one of those weeks that reminds you of how sweet life can be. No doubt about it, I'm a lucky dude.


Thanks for reading, guys. As always, there's more to come :-)
R

Thursday, 21 June 2012

Operation: Sandal


So today is the day! Operation: Hit Ground Running And Give It Plenty of Sandal is underway. Fast.Like.Fun have launched an EP made up of 4 tracks, not to mention our two lovely shiny videos, on the world and it's all spreading like a really nice and danceable virus. Or some kind of lovely bacteria. Like L. Casei Immunitas, which seems to be very popular in bacterial circles these days. I wonder what embarrassing first name the 'L' stands for. I'd better not dwell on it too much. Down that particular little thoroughfare, madness lies. Every now and again some complete spanner with too much time on his hands tries to find out what the 'J' stands for in the Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, coming up with something perfectly normal and anti-climactic like 'John' after months of mucking about with diaries and old newspaper clippings and a greater insight into old T.S's assorted great great granduncles than Eliot himself...

...ahem...

So anyway, today is the day that we share all the stuff we've been working on for the last few months with the rest of the world. The response has been very positive so far, and we've made a heap of new friends. Exactly one heap. If you're interested, check em out! The videos, not the friends. Both videos AND friends are best viewed in HD...





You can also download all the tracks at soundcloud.com/fastlikefunThis is completely free because I like you (and have done for some time). All we ask is that you get your friends to watch and download too. Because I like them too. So please spread the good word if you get the chance! It all helps, be it on facespace, mybook, titter or whatever.

We of Fast.Like.Fun had two gigs last week, supporting our good friends Senakah on their current tour. Both went very well, and one had us performing for a home crowd, which was particularly rockin'! Easy Keith is coming down to the Ranch in the next few days and we'll polish up some of the new songs we've been working on. Que loud noises and GRRRRGH face!

Everything else is busy busy! The Black Mountain Boys album 'Last Fair Deal' had its first outing last week and proved a big success. It was a lot of fun to make and it sounds great. I'm also starting to hear the mixes of the upcoming One Horse Pony EP 'Far & Wide' and they're sounding pretty dynamite too! In my experience, it can be a total beeee-atch to have two acoustic guitars on a track and for everything to sound hunky-dory rather than hunky-muddy, but Harmonica Niall has done a great job getting Badger and I sounding our best. Kudos and a free donut to him!

In other news, the Dog and I set a new personal best time for our daily 5k run. Being dragged up hills, through hedges, over cows and down rabbit holes never felt so good. I fully intend to make her a part of our next video. If you see a black and white blur zipping by the camera, innocently carrying one of my shoes in its mouth, you'll have a fair idea of what's going on. If that blur is being chased by a pack (pack?) of angry house-proud rabbits, you'll know for sure...

Thanks for reading, guys :-) more to come
R

Oh, there should be one of those dreaded facebook fan boxes for Fast.Like.Fun making an appearance on the right hand side of your screen. Fight the urge to ignore that. ALL the cool kids are 'Liking' things.